Reasons Why I'm Not Popular

I typically am OK with being alone

i get angry fast

i love my dog more than my family

i only talk about now, the future is too far away

I'm a democrat

I'm a fry sauce philanthropist

i try to be friendly

i actually care sometimes

i don't have an instagram

i wont share my music with you

my act score is spectacularly average

i know too many fun facts, and will prove you wrong

i only sometimes love myself, I cant expect the public at large to do what I normally cant.